These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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