trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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