how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
dude. I can hear the air.
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