I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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