from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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