she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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