i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Randomize
