Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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