I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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