i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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