Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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