There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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