Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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