Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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