so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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