How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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