Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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