he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
be right there i have to get my cape
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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