That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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