Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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