I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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