Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
