There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
There's even glitter on my cock...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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