they need to just BURY HIM!
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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