i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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