oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I've blown a few things in my day
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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