the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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