I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
how does that bad decision feel?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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