WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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