Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
