it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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