I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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