I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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