ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she told me i tasted like america
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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