It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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