Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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