East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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