I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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