Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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