So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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