She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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