Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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