You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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