i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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