so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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