Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
