beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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