I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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