It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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