im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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