Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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