I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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